Pat Strikes Back

  “Wait…who the hell fed you when I was in a coma?” Pat was in the midst of recording his new video when a hard knock came at his door. “God damnit,” he growled, his Chicago accent coming through. Pat set down his camera, his green eyes narrowed in irritation. It had taken him allContinue reading “Pat Strikes Back”

False Diagnosis

“I’m not crazy.”             The good doctor peered over her Gucci frames, pursing her Botox lips. We’ve been at this game for over an hour. She asked the questions and like a good little patient I answered them. “No one said you were,” she retorted tapping her fountain pen on the legal pad in herContinue reading “False Diagnosis”

It Came From the Grave Yard

Now let me tell ya’ll a story ‘bout some scary things that go bump in the night. This tale in particular is involve’n a dead blood hungry man that attacked a young lady when she’s a sleep in’. But now don’t you go ‘en take this story to bed with ya. Now little Mary livedContinue reading “It Came From the Grave Yard”

Evil Vampire Muffins!

THE EVIL VAMPIRE MUFFINS!! BY: KAELA BREEZEE Listen children and listen well! I shall tell you a story about Vampire Muffins. They are evil little things that will drink your pudding if not given what they need to make their army of muffin people to take over the world! It starts with Bob the muffin masterContinue reading “Evil Vampire Muffins!”